Banner hanging is often overlooked during the whole Wing Ding experience (brought to you by Budweiser, Hooters, and BP Amoco.  We have to say that.)  It is a job that I relish.  I mean, all of the 'X' staffers have their own specific talents:  Stone sits in the bus and parties with the bands, TT drinks all the booze and parties with the bands, Jack takes lead singers out to the gym to do whatever you would do at a gym, and I hang banners.  You'd think I'd want to do more.  You're saying, "Driver!  You have the opportunity to b.s. with some of the biggest bands ever!"  But I don't flip out around rock stars.  And I'm sure that's alright by them.  They've got other things to worry about, such as their set order, where the beer is at, and how many random DWs they can pick up after the show for a private bus tour.

So I stay out of their way and hang banners.  Without banners, you wouldn't know who's putting on the show, now would you?  In every direction you look, you see our logo.  Every time you get a beer, our logo is smiling at you.  Gotta relieve yourself?  There's our logo to help.  Need something to help you remember your Wing "brought to you by Budweiser, Hooters, and BP Amoco" Ding experience?  Our logo would be more than happy to come home with you.  And when you see that logo, you can thank me.  Driver.

And no, just because you ripped down one of my banners does not mean you are allowed backstage.  My free food is not for sale.